Republicans Fake Caregasm on Health Care, Should Just Pull Out
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For those not paying attention, Sky Blu of the electro-funksters LMFAO was recently involved in an incident with Mitt Romney aboard a Vancouver flight after the group performed at the 2010 Winter Olympics.
From TMZ:
According to a video confessional from LMFAO’s Sky Blu, it all started when he leaned his seat back while the plane was still on the tarmac … and Romney, who was sitting behind him, started yelling at him to put his seat back up.
Sky Blu claims Romney then reached forward and grabbed his shoulder … and in turn, he hit the Presidential wannabeen’s forehead. Shortly after, authorities boarded the plane and escorted Sky Blu off the flight … and the other member of LMFAO got it all on tape.
In a recent visit with MTV, Sky Blue and fellow bandmate Redfoo (who played the part of Romney) decided to reenact the events (an entertaining, but not a factual depiction of the event itself). Enjoy!
In this economic climate you would think that Del. Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg) has been busy working on bills to bring jobs or relieve traffic within the Fredericksburg region, but no he has chosen to focus his energy on the snowpocalypse apocalypse.
That’s right, Del. Cole was the chief sponsor of a bill meant to save humanity from the antichrist. At this point, you may think this is a joke. Well it isn’t! On the surface, the bill that Del. Cole sponsored would seem to be non-controversial; however, when Del. Cole is involved there is always an angle.
The bill is meant to protect Virginians from employers or insurance companies implanting microchips in their bodies against their will. So why did Del. Cole sponsor this bill? He had concerns that the devices could someday be used as the “mark of the beast” as is described in the Book of Revelation.
Del. Cole went on to say the following,
My understanding – I’m not a theologian – but there’s a prophecy in the Bible that says you’ll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times…Some people think that these computer chips might be that mark.
Huh? Fruit Loops anyone?
I certainly don’t think people should have microchips implanted within them involuntarily, but the rationale by Del. Cole is flat out crazy. Should we expect anything less from him?
Del. Cole added the following
I just think you should have the right to control your own body.
So, I guess he would support a woman’s right to control her body too?
You can read the full bill here.
In case you were wondering, the bill passed the House yesterday with 88 yeas, 9 nays, 1 abstention and 1 non-vote.
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Alicia Keys performed her hit song Empire State of Mind (minus Jay-Z), off of her new album, on The Colbert Report yesterday with a very special guest. Should Jay-Z be worried? Go Colbert!
C Montgomery Burns, star of the hit animated TV series “The Simpsons,” garnered the most write-in votes in last month’s NYC mayoral race, easily beating out Abraham Lincoln, Adam West (a.k.a. Batman), Derek Jeter, Mickey Mouse, Rodney Dangerfield, Sleeping Beauty and Someone Worth Voting For.
Apparently this was conceived by two New Yorkers who went through the trouble of putting together an entire website for the campaign at http://www.burnsformayor.com.
You can even find a 7-point plan on fixing NYC. Perhaps one my favorites is his “Four Borough Economic Recovery Plan:”
Charles Montgomery Burns proposes a simple and effective plan to turn New York’s current deficit into a hefty surplus.
New Yorkers don’t usually see eye to eye but if there is one thing the residents of Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx can agree on is that they can do without Staten Island.
Real New Yorkers know that Staten Island is the dead weight of the city, more akin to New Jersey than to the Empire State.
It takes the great vision of Charles Montgomery Burns to turn this self evident truth into hard cash for real New Yorkers. Staten Island has been appraised at over $10 billion.
That’s enough to plug up the current budget deficit, with plenty left to spend on schools, affordable housing, and construction of the proposed state-of the-art Wlliamsburg Nuclear Power Plant.
Burns. Here to fix our problems.
…Wow, I always suspected Microsoft was pushing for total world domination. This video confirms it.
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